I have devised a process which replaces the need for personality with a simple list of LPs. This is what hipsters have been trying to do for decades. I ran myself through the process and I am pleased to present to you my personality as the following albums (in order) –
The Clash – The Clash
The Stooges – Fun House
Public Image Ltd – Metal Box
Bob Marley and the Wailers – Live!
V/A – Ethiopiques #8, Swinging Addis
LCD Soundsystem – Sound of Silver
Dizzee Rascal – Boy In Da Corner
Wu Tang Clan – 36 Chambers
Burial – Untrue
Steve Reich – Music for 18 Musicians
Godspeed You! Black Emperor – F# Infinity
Ludovico Einaudi and Ballake Sissoko – Diario Mali
If you would like part ownership of these albums please request a ‘book shelf analysis’ form from reception, post it to me and yr application will be considered with great seriousness.